abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

(Source: itssexualhour)

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

July 6th   Turin, Italy

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?